tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016

Tuna stick

The smell left on your penis when one hasn't properly washed after intercourse.

Yo! We near the ocean or that your tuna stick i smell?

by M & A Cat June 30, 2017

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.

Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!

by Domidango December 22, 2013

tuna bum

A bum hole that stinks of fish, can be called tuna butt or bum hole as well.

Person 1- Just had a poo, wiped my ass, stinks like fish!
Person 2- Errrr tuna bum.

by Pip-squeak January 4, 2021

tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.

"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."

by eatpizza October 24, 2011

tuna bubble

An inflated lower abdomen of a middle aged woman usually between the belly button and vagina. The number one condition causing guys to go from noon to six when looking at a potential "cougar."

Dude, did you see her milfyness?

Yeah, but she's got a nasty tuna bubble.

by Buttmonkeyflex September 8, 2009

pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015