pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015

Tuna Pouch

A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."

Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.

Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.

by BigDeff72 June 28, 2015

Tuna Tow

The act of attracting a woman without effort, usually because they're too damned handsome.

Justn : Damn. Aaron's always pulling in women... wtf
Seth: Yeah... that bastard is a real Tuna Tow-er. He's always reeling in ho's.

by Put0ut August 24, 2018

Hotdog tuna

After you put a dick in a dirty vagina and wake up the next morning it smells like a can of tuna.

I hooked up with toilet mouth last night and I got a big whiff of my hotdog tuna when I woke up.

I'M gonna pack that ass with this hotdog tuna!

by Wrenstin March 23, 2017

Tuna stick

The smell left on your penis when one hasn't properly washed after intercourse.

Yo! We near the ocean or that your tuna stick i smell?

by M & A Cat June 30, 2017

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016

Tuna Sundae

When your eating her pussy so good but you enhance the experience with a little sweet sauce (chocolate, strawberry or caramel) and a generous dollop of whipped cream.

I had several tuna sundaes last night. That shit tastes sweet and tangy. Rachel came like six times. But I think I may have onset diabetes now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018