tube lure 

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

tube lure by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

Tube Sockin 

The act of usinging a tube sock full of stool to strike another with (usually while preforming anal sex ) to establish sexual dominance

Yo did ya here what happened in Pod 4C cell 157? Another Tube socking took place.
Damn I feel sorry for the clean up crew.

Tube Sockin by JackAdamsBthatKnockin December 28, 2018

Tube o' Lube 

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

Tube o' Lube by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Tube sock 

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

Tube sock by Niceone January 27, 2019

Tube tickle 

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.

Tube tickle by NiLemonHeadass July 10, 2019

Tube stroker 

Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.

Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.

0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”

0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”

Tube stroker by Steeeel pain March 8, 2020

Tube buffet 

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

Tube buffet by Burner Boi May 6, 2020