Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

toilet surfing

Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.

Some fraternities make their pledges go toilet surfing during Hell Week.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.

Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad

by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017

Toilet Demon

Being that appears abruptly 30 seconds after you lock the door in a public restroom, pounding hysterically (and wordlessly) for admittance.

Banished by the Latin spell, "Its inuse" or the equivalent, the toilet demon mysteriously vanishes and is nowhere to be seen when the door is opened.

Horrified, the Starbucks barista somehow managed to vanquish the howling, pounding toilet demon with an urgent "Someones usingit!"

by Directive 10-289 June 1, 2009

Virgin Toilet

A public toilet, which has not been used since it was cleaned.

Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.

The bathroom at the bar was gross, but at least I was able to find a virgin toilet.

by Butchypie October 13, 2007

Toilet Wine

1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"

2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin

1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!

2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!

by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005