Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 16, 2019
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Toy Yoda

A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.
Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:
by TheRefix August 08, 2023
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yoda cloud

You are straining so hard to make a fart come out, basically using the force to release gas from your rectum. Small in size but has a powerful smell. Once this fart is mastered you will end up unlocking the path to immortality. This fart led to the fall of the Galactic Republic.
The Yoda cloud is a fart that can change the universe.
by Mr.TrollNDaNTaNet March 19, 2019
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Yoda

to be one with the force and to be very wise. Though you are very small
by AllTHEBEST April 24, 2019
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Yoda

Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.
"Yoda stole my ketamin "
by Daonebest May 11, 2022
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Yoda

Yoda looks like my nut sack!-ceo of pistachios
by Chitlins June 05, 2021
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Yoda

Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs
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