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Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021
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pagal tissue lelo

A meme which arose from a viral leaked sex tape, the link to which has not been found yet .
yaar, tissue lelo yaar, pagal tissue lelo
by Rjcurk February 26, 2022
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Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box
Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box
by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021
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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro
by biorokky August 30, 2025
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