Lung Truffle

The unsavory, solid material found in one's saliva after hawking a loogie.

Sheck ish owt! Im bout to pit ish ung chuffle ong uh gye bewowe uh vindow!

Unobstructed Translation: Check this out! I am about to spit this lung truffle on the guy below the window!

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009

truffle

To eat a lot of food. Based on "truffle pig," which is an animal used to seek out truffle mushrooms. If you eat a lot, you are a truffle pig. Can also be used in verb form with the word pig included, and can be shortened to just "tp."

I just truffled that pizza.

I'm going to go out and truffle pig at the restaurant tonight.

by gorgonzola_man2 February 10, 2008

Truffle butter

When a guy ejaculates in a girls anus a yellow creamy substance which is part poop part seaman is made. The guy then rubs the cream on the girls vagina and the substance around the vagina is truffle butter

Mark and Sally were making some truffle butter last night.

by WhiteFire69 April 25, 2015

truffle butter

butter in a truffle

gimme some truffle butter in that truffle

by fufujackie January 24, 2015

truffle butt

your butt is so delicious I want to savor it like a truffle

Tim was wearing the hell out of those jeans, I bet he has a truffle butt.

I just want to take a bite of her truffle butt.

by sugarmelon May 8, 2015

Truffle Kiss

When two people touch bare bottoms and blow botty kisses.

"humphrey that was a lovely truffle kiss, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside..... literally!"

by DICKYWIPES August 20, 2009

Truffleised

To break / bork or render inoperable a mobile telephone (usually a smart phone) by just being in close proximity to a Truffle.

Bugger, coffee with Faye and now my Blackberry is completely Truffleised, I can't Tweet let alone check-in on Foursquare. Darn, at this rate I will lose my mayorship.

by KiterBoyz January 22, 2011