what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

the my-life-is-worse game

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009

seven boys who ruined my life

The disrespectful members of BTS (KPOP group)

you know BTS, the seven boys who ruined my life, yeah they're awesome aren't they?

by allbimyself22 January 15, 2018

What am I doing with my life

I don't know anymore

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger

A burger that comes with endive

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018