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1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD
by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013
Get the theres a hog in my pants mug.The most beautiful girl one could ever wish for. She has a kind and creative personality, loves music with all her heart and might crave for either dancing or other activities. She contains a family oriented character, always cares for the people she loves but when you break her trust, you've put yourself in her "dead to me" -zone. Do not drive her nuts. She'll fool you with her lovely kindess, yet come back and kill you for good. Nonetheless, if she's your best friend, you're lucky. She'll surprise you with little things which will make you cry happy tears. Her humorous outstanding character will make you laugh as she is quite clumsy and loves talking about food. She might seem innocent but her inner dirty mindedness will shock you as she will bring it out when she's become comfortable around you. Her best friends initials probably are M, J, K, A, or S. Care for Therese. You might never find someone like her.
A: "Oh, hey Therese is coming over"
B: "OMG YES! Without her the party would have been a flop"
C: "True. She brings out the unique crazy side in ourselves"
A: "What would we do without her"
B: "We'd have the most boring lives ever"
B: "OMG YES! Without her the party would have been a flop"
C: "True. She brings out the unique crazy side in ourselves"
A: "What would we do without her"
B: "We'd have the most boring lives ever"
by Violin'sMelodies December 3, 2017
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Before the word "Karat" existed among humans,they used to say it "thenesh".Basically thenesh means thuglife;also a symbol of perfection and unique in his/her own way.
by iamasexyboy April 23, 2018
Get the Thenesh mug.An extroverted girl looking for a good time, but also a long time. Theresha’s are hardworking, often throwing themselves into every opportunity. However, she also knows how to relax, let loose and have fun when time calls for it. Theresha is extra AF but appreciates and knows how to get a bargain. Although always willing to do things for her friends, she is NOT a push over - a Theresha is ALWAYS ready to call you out. Can be spontaneous, the type to plan for last minute weekend escapes. A ride or die type of friend who you could plan and create wild ideas with, such as building a strip club. Overall, a girl as unique as her name.
by parrot July 27, 2018
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He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
Get the Theresa Mayed mug.Has a fraternal twin sister named Annemae that is more shy and quiet. Therese is older than her twin by two minutes. Therese is the louder and more outgoing twin. Therese is shorter than Annemae. They look nothing alike.
by fountainofthesun January 7, 2020
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