Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

Thompson Tuxedo

A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.

"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"

"wait... what?"

"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"

" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"

by kjmc77 May 15, 2010

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 3, 2023

Somerville Tuxedo

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.

Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.

by The Great MassHolio August 18, 2022

Pittsburgh Tuxedo

An outfit wore by Yinzers that consists of a Pittsburgh Steelers Jersey and often jeans worn to any setting from Weddings to funerals and even the waterpark.

Hey look Don even is dressed up for the wedding he's got his Pittsburgh Tuxedo on.

by Daynoodles September 30, 2025

Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024