a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.
they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.
by Angelacia March 10, 2011
Get the table girlmug. Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.
Slang for jerking off.
Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
Get the Hit the tablemug. A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
Get the The OG Tablemug. Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.
by jimdandybuck January 13, 2015
Get the pizza tablemug. When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020
Get the waiting the tablesmug. Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.
Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014
Get the Tangerinening at the Tablemug. An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
by clermontboy July 20, 2016
Get the freezer to tablemug.