Nun

When a female executioner with black hair gets shit stained toilet paper wrapped around her head before getting slam-dunked into a wall by john cena.

I ate john cena's nun's ass so good last night.

by A Proud Nun April 22, 2021

Nun ya biz

Nun ya biz = none of ur business
And none of ur business means to fuck off. In my eyes atleast..

"What where you doing in there?"
"Nun ya biz"

by Ilovelulumybb June 9, 2024

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation

Random person = laggy as a nuns cunt

by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021

Nun

To be in love with Jael

“Who’s your crush?”
“nun”-this clarifies that you are in love with a male named Jael

by Jmonkey184 July 5, 2022

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. December 29, 2015