Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 4, 2017

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Garden Farmer

A Garden Farmer is an often highly racist person who farms the destiny 2 raid "garden of salvation", hence why the word is called "Garden Farmer".

Often times a Garden Farmer will discriminate against every group that can possibly be discriminated against.

Andrew tate is really racist, he must be a Garden Farmer.

Hitler discriminated jews, he had to be a Garden Farmer.

by Garden Farmer November 27, 2022

Garden Farmer

A Garden Farmer is an in almost every case hihgly racist person who farms the Destiny 2 raid "Garden of Salvation" hence the word "Garden Farmer".

The most use of the word Garden Farmer is to insult a highly racist person, whether or not they actually farm the Destiny 2 raid "Garden of Salvation" doesn't matter in most cases.

Garden Farmers also like to discriminate every group of people that can be discriminated against.

Hitler was such a Garden Farmer for hating Jews.

The Apartheid system in South Africa had to be made by Garden Farmers.

by Garden Farmer November 28, 2022

hair farmer

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

by Chris Rosenbaum February 4, 2004