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Amazon

An adjective that means scummy and/or nasty.

Origins found in the business practices of online retailer Amazon.
"Josh has gotta shower before he goes to the bar, his balls are way too Amazon to be in public.”
by guyfsmiley December 4, 2019
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Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024
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Amazon!

When you throw a bottle of water that is partially full in the trash from a distance. like how people say "Kobe!" when they shoot for trash.
Jake threw a half full Gatorade bottle in the trash from across the room and yelled "Amazon!" Amazon is a company that works it's employees without appropriate bathroom breaks causing them to pee in water bottles.
by Leslie Nielsen October 17, 2021
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Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.
“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”
by Metfan! July 11, 2025
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Amazon

Let's waste our money on Amazon!
by wassup bees October 28, 2019
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amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*
by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016
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Amazon Fever

The same thing as yellow fever or jungle fever.Having A sexual fetish of South American women or men.Same can be applied to mexicans.
Guy:I only like brazilians with green eyes and that live in the jungles of the amazon
Guy 2:Dude youve got the amazon fever.
by PrincessBLARITY December 13, 2016
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