Peeking Indian

A Peeking Indian is a condition of the penis where it's so small that only the head can be seen peeking through the bush.

Guy 1: Holy shit! That guy's penis is so tiny! What the fuck is that? Oh my God, there's something looking at us!

Guy 2: What the hell is that?!

And Peeking Indian was born.

by Mike Squared November 4, 2009

Indian Cousin

A term used to describe two men who have received oral sex from the same woman.

If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."

"Hey man, I heard you got a hummer from that bitch Tracy. Me too! Indian Cousins!"

"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."

“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"

by Assault Rifle December 2, 2011

indian men

"send bob" "u r bootiful"

carl azuz: "yesterday an Indian man slid in my dms and asked me to send bob."
dr phil: "well can i see? nevermind i love indian men."

by helenhoran December 6, 2019

Indian fail

To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.

Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!

Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class

Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!

Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.

by SmokeyBearSB November 6, 2010

Indian Scarf

The act of masturbating without touching the penis, rather the balls

I was so horny I performed an Indian Scarf

by TheProGuyDudeBro December 8, 2020

Indian Creamsicle

When you staple your foreskin closed and jack off so the semen is stuck in your tip.

Nick gave me the fattest Indian creamsicle last night

by ShouldIJackOff_nb April 30, 2019

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020