jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 04, 2017

Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.

Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.

by Terabyte324 July 03, 2009

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Farmer’s Fart

When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm

I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!

by Spencer802 July 22, 2018

Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 03, 2016

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018

hair farmer

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

by Chris Rosenbaum February 05, 2004