There are no words to describe this amazing Greek goddess, but if I were to try to describe her, words like amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and more would come to mind. When she passes people they just have to turn around and look at her. She has the most gorgeous blue eyes that just sparkle in any light, and her hair is of a light blonde fluffyness. She's self conscious and knows it, but she really shouldn't be she's one of the most beautiful girls in the world and she should start to believe it. She loves all animals and is incredibly smart. She wishes to become a veterinarian, and she will become one because she's that amazing and smart of a person. She's caring, funny, goofy and has a great sense of humor. I would get her endless supplies of chocolate dipped strawberries, vegetarian dishes and all the clothes she wants if I could. She's America's sweetheart.
by je'taime beaucoup February 8, 2012
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Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
by [zz] February 7, 2009
Get the pop n fresh emissions test mug.When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004
Get the The "Piece of Shit" Test mug.the stupidist thing known to man created by gym teachers (stupidest people known to man, other than the town dunce that is...) to tortue and embarass thier students.
by Jack the Ripper February 21, 2005
Get the beep test mug.Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
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Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
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Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
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Get the drivers test mug.A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
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