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dirty temple

A girl whose a slut but is ugly with no boobs or ass
by Smarshy March 16, 2016
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Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.
Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.
by gohawks15 January 4, 2010
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temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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Templeitus

A vision digeneration disease that affects your eye sight. It typically causes blurry vision that can eventually lead to extreme "near sided" vision or being legally blind. The only known treatment is steroids which is administered with a surgical needle through the temple to the back of the retina
I am losing my vision due to my hereditary Templeitus.
by Eye Science May 27, 2017
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Temple of Doom

When you nut in a chicks mouth and before she can spit it out you push up her lower jaw while pinching her nose forcing her to swallow your load. Extra points if you chant during release and call KALIMA while she swallows.
Ol' girl wouldn't swallow so I had to give the Temple of Doom. Kalima bitch.
by BDTopherD May 2, 2018
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Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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