The Tempest

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.

Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.

by Nova June 14, 2005

temple of boom

where all stoners go and smoke in peace access will be denied if u got no bud

flo "hay man let go to the temple of boom"
matt "ya man lets get fanny eyed"

by flo and matt productions December 15, 2008

temptedtt

A shitty ass spam

“Do you follow temptedtt on Instagram?”
“No that’s a shitty ass spam!”

by Zikzjxhsisknxbxjaosj June 22, 2021

face temperature

the hotness amount of your face

Christine: my face temperature is hot

by anannim00s3 August 11, 2011

Templeton

the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described.

She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton.

by Overclock January 29, 2015

Temping

Overcomplicating things
Replacing words to try and sound more intelligent

They are warmnice people with big hearts turns into "They're humid prepossessing Homo Sapeins with full sized aortic pumps" - Temping 2016

by xiaolon December 7, 2016

TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE

the place where 'da boys' originate from. several days a year it is said that the moon lights up the yard and turns it into a sacred blessing ground for maple trees, this however has never been proved. alot of work goes into the preservation of the rusty crusty found on the anoos of each pupil. techniqually it is the only place in the worl where muslims can eat garlic bread freely. Also believed that someone took a shit at the front door in protest against the sausage rolls.

TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE

by Gimpmeister17 December 15, 2009