Teebaggerz

Individuals, often gastrosexuals, who artistically express themselves, for financial gain, by adding golf tees to various items and consumer products. These items include, but are not limited to, X-Box controllers and lamps. Not to be confused with teabagging.

You see that "tee-troller" on Craig's List? Some teebaggerz must have posted it.

by Teebaggerz4Life April 14, 2009

Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenager

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018

Teenager

An adult in training

The teenager was just now learning what voting is

by tayswizzle June 20, 2018

Teenager Kid

A teenager (13-19) (13-17) is a teenager but that one person is always there to call them a kid when they have waited 13 years to finnaly get a step cl9ser to be an adult and step out of the "Kid Zone" they still get treated like a kid. Eat with the 10 year olds not being able to get more freedom a plus is getting to stay up an hour later than the other "kids" but then that person will bring up you can't do it because your a kid. But your 13+ and I'm that number is the word TEEN so get it correct were are not kids we ARE TEENAGERS!!!

Jess: You can't do that your a kid.
13+: I am a teenager not a kid

Jess: your still a kid
Jess: call your self a teenager kid

by Alfred from Batman J31P July 10, 2018

Teenager

A person between a child and an adult. A teenager is often desrcibed as wild bc they make wild parties where they get drunk but in the morning, they have a hang over.

Teenager: LET'S PARTYYYY!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!

by CrazyGay April 7, 2019

Teenager

Someone who shuts themselves in their room and doesn't talk to you ever again until their 25

"My daughter is being such a teenager."

by Dr. M&M69 August 30, 2019