teenth

approx. 1.75 grams.

"can you do us a teenth of that?"
"nah mate. get a job."
"got any soap?"

by Breadless August 16, 2003

teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

watch your teeth

This phrase simply means that you should watch what you are saying because the person saying this to you will most likely knock your teeth out of your oral cavity because they are not liking what you are saying.

Man, watch your teeth. I don't approve of that word that begins with an "N."

by Linden Mazur November 29, 2007

Teeth

That unbelievable movie that will scare all the guys. You know, that movie where the girl has teeth between her legs and bites off various parts that make a man, a man.

That movie "Teeth" made me throw up!

by Lightboxes August 19, 2008

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009

Teet Milk

A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)

James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"

Eric - "um whats teet milk?"

(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

by Austin Simpson September 30, 2007