Techniclogically

WHen you want to describe something hypothetical but technology wise

Wwell, hypothetically, theoretically, techniclogically

by the cool man made of lithium November 22, 2024

technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such

Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide

by Trollow December 27, 2024

Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.

Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul

by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025

Technical Glitches

Yeah, you guys are getting a lot of those. I mean... I'm not. But yeah...

Hym "You guys better try to find out whether or not those technical glitches are my thing because if it's not you might be getting (in the words of Tucker Carlson) 'De-Populated' by your government. And, if you look at Gaza, they seem to be perfectly fine with mass murder. So... You know... Hurry it up. If giving me the credit and the money doesn't work then it's gotta be your government trying to murder you. So... Do what you will."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

Technicals

Technicals is a really cool YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada, who's like an online Detective. He would later gain notoriety for his series of YouTube videos covering the misconduct allegations within the competitive Smash community from 2020 and onwards. His first video to get traction is a video on ESAM in 2020 for being the biggest hypocrite in the Smash Community. He would also be falsely accused by Dark Wizzy of committing sexual harrasment over ESAM's fiance. May the community that doesn't take showers be exposed.

Did you see that new Technicals video on that Pro Smash Bros. Player?

by Rural Encyclopedia May 27, 2025

Technical

When you could have “scored” but decided not to, either due to other duties, or lack of confidence.

I almost scored a technical last night

by Rodrod28 November 3, 2025

technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025