This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011

doing wine things

Being a weird douche

We're doing wine things tonight

by Swag4789 March 29, 2015

the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.

they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.

by gremlinhead June 25, 2022

10 things i hate about you

The best movie ever created. Modern (ok well not so modern. 90's) Recreation of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".

I watch 10 things i hate about you at least twice a week.

by YouSuckThat'sAll February 20, 2005

Thingamajiggy

What baby-boomers call electronics. Especially if they haven't upgraded their cell phone since 2001.

Mrs. Robinson: "hmmm.., Luke honey can you come here? I don't understand why my thingamajiggy turned into a mirror.."
Luke: "Mom...you opened your camera in selfie mode..."

Mrs. Robinson: "Well, I don't know! You kids and these thingamajiggies...I just don't understand them!"

by HydeWars July 19, 2018

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011

Miss Thing

Someone who demands respect & has a sassy, spunky attitude.

In my funeral, the song playing would be Cher - Do you believe in life after love, followed by dancers and trumpets who will side kick march to Frank Sinatra - I did it my way, till the dirt hits my coffin.

You have grand ideas Miss Thing!

Someone who is lively bold and full of spirit!
Courageous and determined: "a spunky performance"
To admire someone deeply for their attitude, whether you agree with it or not
To be creative and unusual

by Olita May 7, 2013