Mike Tyson Punchout

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.

"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"

by superb ninja June 28, 2009

Tyson TH

A Sonic fanboy who defends the Wii U as if it was the best thing since sliced bread. He's probably gay, but denies it, claiming he simply wishes to be gay.

Guy 1: "Did you see Tyson TH?"
Guy 2: "Ye he totally gay."

by Galedust March 2, 2019

Tyson

noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women

Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"

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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"

by Andre Kelma October 12, 2009

Tyson

"Iron" Mike Tyson
The greatest boxer ever in the history of ever.

"Damn man you see that Tyson fight yesterday"

by player3d September 25, 2009

tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

taydon

Ah yes the man of your dreams. One of a kind, such a kind and sweet heart, maybe a little cold too. Probably very popular and also gets lots of girls

“Taydon is so cute omg”

by Bumm March 26, 2021

Go Tyson

1. To nibble on another's ear flirtatiously.
2. To bite another's ear or part of their ear off.

1. Jane seems to like it when John goes Tyson on her.
2. Did you see that fight yesterday? John totally went Tyson on that guy!

by El mano dialbo August 18, 2003