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Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.
Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!
by VictorMancini March 14, 2011
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Ghey Tactics

the act of trying to initiate ghey thoughts or actions in the hopes of turning someone ghey.
I'm going to go fishing tomorrow, you want to see my new rod? Dude stop using ghey tactics.
by Bruce Cman July 16, 2011
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Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 12, 2022
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tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
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tactical bud

tac·ti·cal bud
NOUN

Definition- It’s the kind of weed that swarms your brain like swat team
Tactical bud was scientifically engineered to get you so unbelievably high causing you to talk about Pumpkin pie for 3 hours straight.
by para bellum July 23, 2020
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