by hannah_b April 04, 2009
Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice February 18, 2011
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.
by Robb H. July 06, 2006
When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.
Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad
by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017
A public toilet, which has not been used since it was cleaned.
Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.
Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.
by Butchypie September 28, 2007
Being that appears abruptly 30 seconds after you lock the door in a public restroom, pounding hysterically (and wordlessly) for admittance.
Banished by the Latin spell, "Its inuse" or the equivalent, the toilet demon mysteriously vanishes and is nowhere to be seen when the door is opened.
Banished by the Latin spell, "Its inuse" or the equivalent, the toilet demon mysteriously vanishes and is nowhere to be seen when the door is opened.
Horrified, the Starbucks barista somehow managed to vanquish the howling, pounding toilet demon with an urgent "Someones usingit!"
by Directive 10-289 June 01, 2009