the act of merging across multiple lanes without the use of blinkers. Commonly done by New Jersey drivers.
by MKAYFO June 3, 2010
Get the Jersey Switch mug.1. To switch your own functionally defunct object another's superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.
2. Anything sorta similar to that.
2. Anything sorta similar to that.
I pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend's NES with my broken one. It's not like he'd ever play it anyway.
by Darth Will Smith August 25, 2008
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Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.
I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.
Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.
by The_Random_Dicthead April 22, 2019
Get the Nintendo Switch mug.The act of wiping your ass with the off hand while using your main hand for stability. It is imperative to keep your main hand firmly planted while performing the act to prevent a switchwiping stain. Variations of the switchwipe include front-to-back switchwiping for the ladies out there, side-switchwiping for the leaners "you know who you are", and last but not least, dutchrudder-switchwiping for the daring curious bro who likes a challenge.
NOTE: if you get caught switchwiping and get called out on it you must stop midwipe, pull up your pants, or not if your a nudist, and bask in the glory of the magnificent feat you have just accomplished.
NOTE: if you get caught switchwiping and get called out on it you must stop midwipe, pull up your pants, or not if your a nudist, and bask in the glory of the magnificent feat you have just accomplished.
After arriving in the restroom at the truckstop and seeing the disturbing, repulsive sight of the public toilet, i knew at once what needed to be done. Placing my hand firmly on the paper dispenser to the right, i started what would turn out to be the first switchwipe in history. As i began the act, my bro walked in and spotted me in this newfound wiping position. We became so stoked at this point that we went up for high fives. As the high five commenced, i lost my main hand stability and suffered my first and last switchwiping stain. As I noted above, main hand stability is of utmost importance to prevent the SW stain.
by Bros Tres January 7, 2011
Get the SwitchWiping mug.A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
by the onion! June 23, 2007
Get the light switch relationship mug.by ouijy February 9, 2004
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