Skimmers

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

by Zanderif March 28, 2005

skimmer

Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!

by QS October 12, 2007

Soup Skimmer

Some one who thinks they are a drug dealer, but in reality they are the one who drives to pick up the product then drop it off to a customer. The reality is they just mark up the product and claim that they are the one with the Juice.

"Man nice herbs bro, who'd you hook off of?"
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."

by RealSmoker September 7, 2008

bangkok slimmer

The practice of going to a Bangkok, Thailand "blow job bar" at lunchtime and dropping your hard earned baht on a beer and BJ rather than on an actual lunch.

All the curry and Mekong whisky last night didn't set right with me. I think I'm going to beg off a proper lunch and go down to Cowboy and get me a Bangkok Slimmer boys!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008

skimmer

When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.

by OverHeard101 December 3, 2009

skimmer

the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)

look at that crazy skimmer on the pipe

by kathryn March 12, 2005

Swimmer1905

Fat smelly pig. Soaking up in their own shit all day. A person so miserable, you can’t even do anything to cheer them up. Just let them be to rot alone till their lonely dying day. Named swimmer because they were the one most retarded sperm cell that some how on a fluke made it to the egg, when it should have just slid down their moms leg

Oh, that’s just swimmer1905. They can get fucked

by Swimmer1905isatwat November 23, 2021