Pumpkin Sweater

A woman who wears sweaters that match the season of the year, not necessarily Halloween. 2. It is also used to refer to women who, while not particularly wearing a holiday sweater, have a certain middle aged, middle American home maker mindset.

"Charlie's preschool teacher is a total pumpkin sweater, she spends her weekends knitting and watching Lifetime."

by megb713 February 3, 2010

darwin sweater

Chest hair, or for that matter back hair.

After peeling off his Roots muscle shirt everyone on the beach was mesmorized by Steve's darwin sweater.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

Foot Sweaters

What people called socks before they came up with the word, "socks."

"I'd go back in time to where they called socks, "Foot Sweaters."

by Epidemickk October 11, 2008

sweater bitch

A person who can hold their own on a skateboard, yet continuously decides to wear a sweatshirt to school on occasion.

"Gosh, my friend Alex is a gnarly shredder...too bad he's a sweater bitch."

by Jake Dubs July 6, 2008

Meat Sweater

Noun: 1. The large swellings of human flesh that hang off a woman's body. 2. Tits 3. Milk bags

Dude, your mom has the best looking meat sweater I've seen lo these many years.

I wish my girlfriend had more of a meat sweater instead of a meat t-shirt.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Fuzzy Sweaters

A fuzzy sweater is when your teeth feel fuzzy after not brushing for a few days.

Your breath is stank, you better brush those fuzzy sweaters before you get a cavity.

by Gary Bowling April 8, 2008

sweater-filling

(adj.) Description of an ample amount of
mammarian flesh, also known as breasts,
knockers, knobs, tits, titties, jugs,
juggs, bazooms, etc. which stretches
any sweater (or top for that matter!) to
attractive, distractive, and/or delicious
proportions.

The way the girl's sweater-filling looked,
bouncing softly as she walked past, jiggling
at every step she made, Mother Nature was
VERY KIND to her. I did a one-gun salute
after she passed by. Man, was she a hottie!

by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006