Why So Serious?

The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.

The other night my lady was on the rag, but I managed to talk her into a "Why So Serious?" session!

by The Original Cron March 26, 2012

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010

seriouslicitalix

very serious disease that makes someone very immature

god damn cecily, you must have seriouslicitalix.

by someone kool July 24, 2008

Surrious

Adjective; Variation in spelling and linguistic pronunciation of the word "serious", but has the exact same meaning.

It can also be used as a modifier of another adjective, most interestingly: serious. See example below.

In some modern applications, the variation "Srsly" has the same effect, only it is done by disemvoweling (removing of the vowels in a word).

If you're aware that the letter "y" is sometimes a vowel, kudos

Sirius was surriously serious about serial killing that cereal.

by Bob Glenderhovensvich III July 9, 2011

serious

Gruff.

The serious gorilla at the zoo scares me.

I have a serious dad.

by frabrizio October 4, 2016

So seriously

So seriously: a phrase in the English language meant to convey sarcasm. Spoken in a flat tone after a statement in which the speaker is shocked by the stupidness of the act or statement in which the speaker is commenting on. Not to be confused with, So, seriously, or So-seriously which is separated by a comma or a dash and is a phrase that is actually meant to convey 'actual' seriousness.

In reference to "Hug a Lutheran Day" has anyone actually spoken to any of these so-called Lutherans who go around hugging one-another? So seriously. Like Lutherans actually hug one-another.

Or

I can't believe she wore that pink sweater again. So seriously.

by LutherChica February 12, 2013

are you serious right neow bro?

a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.

mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'

by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022