Smerflo

eating paper!
to eat paper.

im going to smerflo

by smerflo. February 19, 2009

Shmerwin

The Goddess of Alcohol.

The story goes, Shmerwin was one of Zeus's (the God of the Sky) many wives. Although at her time of partnership to him, she was not in fact a Goddess of anything. It is said that while they were having fun on a cloud, one of Zeus's other wives got jealous and tossed her over the edge, hoping to end SHmerwins life. The Wife has chosen to remain anonymous. Unknown to the Anonymous Wife, Shmerwin landed in a barrel of Straw Rum, which penetrated her skin to the point that her blood became Straw Rum, 80% alcohol.

It is also used when describing someone who holds their alcohol well.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick totally drank me under the table at that party last week. It didn't even seem to touch sides, for her!
guy 2: Wow, she must be Shmerwin.

by Munchieman June 17, 2009

scmerl

bitty; punk ass pussy bitch

Yo that mufuckin scmerl stole my beer.

by bohndawg saint February 9, 2010

smerben

to wonder why everytime there's a Urban Dictionary update, theres always 50 new words in the dictionary.

Don't bother me, I'm smerbenning.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

shmerly

used when someone is describing a time period as "early" and their is contention between what is early or not early

Psh! Early shmerly

by Big Papa Balls Tate September 2, 2010

shmergis

The result of taking too much anti anxiety medications. resulting in complete and udder worthlessness, and often "blacking out" for hours on end.

After raiding his mothers medication drawer, Gilbert took one to many xannex and became ultra shmergis for the remainder of the day

by Shmergis face September 28, 2010

shmerkle

The act of moving the gusset to one side in order to facilitate easier access to a lady's genitals.

"She looked so hot in that swimsuit that I bent her over the couch and then... shmerkle"

by bigfatron December 13, 2012