I'm trying to study 

A phrase u say to ur mom on the phone when ur not actually studying. Usually followed by "take ur time" cuz u wanna play as much as possible before ur mom comes home. and then u do everything last minute so ur mom doesn't punish u.

Mom: Are you studying?
Daughter/Son: I'm trying to study
Mom: Great *ends call*
Daughter/Son: ok I have 2 more hours to enjoy and my last 1 hour will consist of actual studying

I'm trying to study by snacksaver123 April 27, 2020

I need to study 

A phrase someone says when they are in need of studying, but they never actually end up studying.

Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.

I need to study by chovy897 May 6, 2021

the not study game

an excuse that students use to procrastinate studying for a test. Gameplay involves doing anything and everything except opening a school book.

Friend: Aww this final is gonna be so hard!
Me: I have an idea. How about we play the not study game!
Friend: How do you play?
Me: *Throws friend's book aside* You're already playing! Let's play some Rock Band!
Friend: Sounds good to me!

the not study game by hi_im_Dominick December 16, 2009

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

a scientific study shows that by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Mud Study 

The description and comparisons of post-drinking mud experiences between the boys.

Person 1: Bro I’ve mudded 5 times in the past 3 hours
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.

Mud Study by Quintessential Daddy September 18, 2019

Bible study 

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

Bible study by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010

midnight study break 

Event occurring at midnight on the final day before exams at UNC Chapel Hill. Students strip and run naked inside of the Undergraduate Library. Police intervention is expected, but the participants usually escape.

"I was so tired cramming for that econ exam, but that midnight study break sure woke me up.

midnight study break by Go Heels August 12, 2007