I need to study

A phrase someone says when they are in need of studying, but they never actually end up studying.

Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.

by chovy897 May 6, 2021

the not study game

an excuse that students use to procrastinate studying for a test. Gameplay involves doing anything and everything except opening a school book.

Friend: Aww this final is gonna be so hard!
Me: I have an idea. How about we play the not study game!
Friend: How do you play?
Me: *Throws friend's book aside* You're already playing! Let's play some Rock Band!
Friend: Sounds good to me!

by hi_im_Dominick December 16, 2009

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Mud Study

The description and comparisons of post-drinking mud experiences between the boys.

Person 1: Bro I’ve mudded 5 times in the past 3 hours
Person 2: Same, we should definitely have a mud study later.

by Quintessential Daddy September 18, 2019

Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010

midnight study break

Event occurring at midnight on the final day before exams at UNC Chapel Hill. Students strip and run naked inside of the Undergraduate Library. Police intervention is expected, but the participants usually escape.

"I was so tired cramming for that econ exam, but that midnight study break sure woke me up.

by Go Heels August 12, 2007

SSS (Study Stimmy Shits)

SSS (Study Stimmy Shits) is when you're in college and are taking Adderall (Amphetamine), Ritalin (Methylphenidate), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Prolintane, 4F-MPH, Propylhexedrine, Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Caffeine and get the shits! It's a college student's worst nightmare. Modafinil, Nicotine gum or vape, Caffeine, and Arecoline Hydrobromide especially has the side effect of diarrhea and sulfer smelling urine, and the occasional headache. So eat more food and stay hydrated with water and Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes).

Johnny: I been taking Modafinil, Nicotine vape, ArcoFuel (Arecoline Hydrobromide), Caffeine, and Ritalin for weeks and all of a sudden, I got extreme Diarrhea! I have to take a break from these stimulants. I got SSS (Study Stimmy Shits)

by CognitiveFuel August 18, 2023