stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.

Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

The Strokes

Friggin' awesome band. Some of the world's more moronic people may say that The Strokes don't have any super fabulouso insane solos or anything like that. To them I say this: who the hell cares? The Strokes are way cooler than most of us will ever be. I know they're cooler than I'll ever be, anyway.

The Strokes are my drug of choice.

by Yeeaaaaah May 19, 2005

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017

the strokes

A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!

they know what is the rock music!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

The Strokes

THe greatest band ever, smart , sexy, great fashion, most important their on genre of music, nobody sounds like them the best evermade

when talking about the strokes is like talking about music and the greatest music ever made

by julian April 9, 2005