stoner

a verry peaceful person who smokes weed often. and is often talked down on by retarded ass people who drink,smoke fags,pop diet pills and cheat their lives away by thinking that their athletic skills and good looks are actually going to mean a goddamn after they find out that life actually gets hard and that their parents money wont buy them happiness

wow....that stoner actually has a good job,makes more money than i do and doesnt really have to work hard...other than me who thought that my football skills would get me a job and im stuck working the drive through at taco bell at 28

by a stoner March 15, 2004

stoner

CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED! beware of people who brag about how much they smoke and think their "cool" status relies on how much they smoke a day. all depends on the mindset about smoking, just chilllllin.

poseur: "dude, i'm such a stoner."
stoner:"no, you're definitly a poseur."

by Erin March 31, 2005

stoner jesus

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006

stoner sence

if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned

that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

stoner proof

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

stoner

a peson who smokes weed, ussually a calm good spirited person. enjoys what weed has to offer life as a means of stress reduction. stoners rairly snap lose it and kill 50 people on the way to work one day. generally looked down apound by other people even when they are coked right up most of the time.
fucking coke heads

"look at that stoner waisting his life and wrecking his heath. lets do another rail."

by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

stoner tangent

The out-of-nowhere tangent subject that comes up in the middle of a conversation between a group of people who smoke weed a lot.

Stoner 1: "So, last night was fun. I got really drunk."

Stoner 2: "Yeah. Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"

Stoner 1: "Dude. That was a total stoner tangent."

by BluntToMyLips March 31, 2009