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Get Stiff

Similar to "cry about it" "get fucked" and "stay mad". Used when you want to tell somebody off but don't want to curse to much.
"Marcus was blabbering on and on about the difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive and complaining about the people who use them interchangeably. I told him to get stiff and walked away."

"Get stiff."
by Scotishbroheim March 14, 2023
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Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020
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rockin’ a stiffy

when a person with a penis gets a boner
Damn! I was just standing there and Brad was rockina stiffy. Man’s packin’.
by BeckyG420 July 15, 2022
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Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi
Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?
by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023
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stiff

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
by Pink_Shoes December 28, 2005
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stifoo

see STFU - homonym for STFU (shut the fuck up)
stifoo u friggin noob
by stupdworld September 10, 2003
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stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.
George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele
by Roger bebow October 7, 2005
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