Your family is an std

Even wprse than your granny tranny or your family tree LGBT.

Tom: ur mom gay
Alex: Your family is an STD
Tom: *instantly explodes into a black hole*

by no you bruh May 16, 2018

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

STD Containment Chamber

a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.

dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?

by when gamer? August 25, 2019

STD Sex Roulette

Exactly how it sounds. Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have an orgy with several potential sexual partners, one of whom can give you an STD.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Person A: I think I have syphilis.
Person B: Cheer up, buddy. Look at the bright side. Maybe you can play STD Sex Roulette now?

by GoatGirlsBestGirls December 15, 2020

NCD, got STD.

No can do, got stuff to do.

Hey, wanna get together with the Kid, Pirate and Ninja tomorrow for dinner and drinks?

NCD, got STD.

by The Kam October 27, 2007

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

STD grab-bag

a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

by Bensta December 28, 2005