Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

Starfish

When your fisting a women's ass or vagina and then open your hand inside her

Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.

by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

starfish

The action of placing your open hand on someones face and yelling 'Starfish!'
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.

Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah...STARFISH!!! *thunk* :D
Alex: gahwhatthehell?!?

by Klepto_Koala June 25, 2010

starfish buddies

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

Pete and Tori were starfish buddies, taking turns star fishing each other's heads.

by ronaldnlucy May 30, 2014

Starfish Blowout

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.

by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016

Starfish kiss

When two people touch their b-holes together.

John wanted to starfish kiss Jane

by Sank the tank August 4, 2019