dirt-stache 

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

dirt-stache by 79xx April 26, 2017

merk-stache 

a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.

Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.

merk-stache by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

Dirty Stache 

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

Dirty Stache by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

tampon stache 

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.

dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!

tampon stache by erinito June 23, 2007

Nut Stache 

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

Nut Stache by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

Chastity 'stache 

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.

Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.

Chastity 'stache by B. Lewis December 9, 2008

meow stache 

A moustache, but repronounced very stylish by steven n. Nathan is a homo

Holy poopy buns, Kyle's meow stache is very lucious

meow stache by Mr. "x" May 22, 2004