sporgasm

to have an uncontrolable sudden orgasm that pretty much rocks, but is awkward for those around you

when that guy walked by i completely had a sporgasm

"What the hell was that?"
"my bad, sporgasm"

by Kojo March 1, 2007

Sporg

A blog about sports, it really is the best way to get great information about some of your favorite sport topics

Hey Mike go check out what happened to Tiki Barber on the sporg.

by stonewall91 May 18, 2011

Smorgan

A super atheleti girl who has horrible b.o all the time and is a crazy sick dancer! Very akward and funny.

That girl is such a SMorgan

by I love smorgan September 23, 2009

snorgledorff

the act of poping underwater fart bubbles with your nose.

"Me and Julia were taking a romantic bath and she farted. I didn't want to ruin the mood so I performed a snorgledorff on that shit."

by Future Mr. X February 4, 2010

Slorgy

An orgy with a particularly high concentration of slutty whores...see slore

Baumy: I dunno doc, it just burns when I pee...

Doc: Hmmm... When's the last time you were involved in a slorgy?

by DonsFranz March 6, 2010

Smorgasm

(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.

I had such a smorgasm and I can't stop smiling!!

by smileykisses January 22, 2011

Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

by your best idiot April 25, 2010