squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

Squid noob

a big noob

Look at that Squid noob!

by Fuckrick December 6, 2022

squid GoPro

A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.

I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Squid Juice

When a combination of blood, semen and feces is pushed out of the anus after a large amount of rough first time anal sex.

"I didn't know it was his/her first time having anal sex, he/she sprayed squid juice all over me!"

by Jackin McCrackin November 1, 2009

squid fuck

squid fuck is where you are naked fucking a squid in a bed beside your best friend who is a girl also naked fucking a squid and that repeats 8 times

asdf squid fuck

by Msmsk June 12, 2018

Squid Kid

A trendy Asian person. (Based on the videogame Splatoon)

My Asian homie was caught wearing a fly hoodie and some joggers with the rest of his squid kid squad.

by Bipsy May 14, 2018

squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

by Mousepouse October 27, 2017