squandermania

Tendency to overspend on frivolous luxuries declared as necessities.

Look out! Seems like she's overcome by a bout of squandermania again.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

squainer

A noun describing someone who is lazy, a failure, struggling, or who messed up on something.

Jim: hey man how long is your speech?

John: What? that was due today?? i didn't even start it yet.

Jim: damn dude your such a squainer.

by MTAallday aka Abs January 26, 2011

Squank

A lot of nothing. Anything that has no use or worth. Wasted space or effort both can be considered squank.

She rolled the dice needing a one or five to win, but she rolled a three. She rolled squank or that was a squank roll.

by BitchPuddingCME November 15, 2016

Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you ill simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a giga cock

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

squawk

A very LOUD fart. One that is commonly banked off the seat of a chair(hard chair) ,when the person is sitting down. Good squawks can also be heard though walls. Sometimes they are banked off walls for a bass like sound. One should use caution when atempting to squawk, for one might hurt themselves.

What the heck was that, dude? It sounded like someone fell. Oh no, never mind that was just a squawk.

by messy03 April 6, 2005

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squandle

Unintentionally take or remove another's object; IE: accident

"Dude, where's my poptart? I left it on the counter."

"Oh, sorry, I squandled it."

by Mister P. Noss October 31, 2009