squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

by fredfrank July 30, 2009

Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see

Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.

by Drastil October 21, 2009

Trap Squashin

Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.

Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!

by WillRob February 11, 2010

Squashed Nigga

When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.

Get off my back! I feel like a squashed nigga!

by Shwayne July 28, 2011

Didly Squat

To do nothing, to have nothing

David Pryordoes didly squat after he gets home from school everyday.

by David pryor April 1, 2003

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008