spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.

I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!

by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse

“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

Spunk

An acronym meaning Sports Utility Nutritional Energy Kick. A nutritional drink that despite a large marketing campaign, failed due to its confusion with the slang term spunk meaning semen.

Andre: I like drinking Spunk before i exercise
Rodney: That is disgusting
Andre: Not that kinda spunk!

by Andre Kluneberg November 1, 2010

spuck

When you spoon someone and it progresses to having sex while remaining in the spoon position. To spuck or spucking.

spoon + fuck = spuck
spooning + fucking = spucking

We were cuddled up spooning one another and one thing let to another and we were spucking.

by stizwv January 16, 2008

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008

spunk

A cute guy. Usually only NZ and Australian use.

That Brad Pitt's such a spunk

by Kiwi gal March 14, 2003