It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019
Get the Shaft Spliting mug.When you’re laying on your back and fart, it sneaks up your vagina and it pops on the tip of your clit.
by Witch_Devil May 14, 2023
Get the A Shooting Star mug.When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017
Get the minecraft school shooting mug.A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021
Get the SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) mug.Going After a Girl
Approaching a female
The act of attempting to flirt with a girl.
(Word is modeled after basketball players shooting a shot for a basket. You want to land the girl, who is the basket. So make your attempt by shooting your shot.)
Approaching a female
The act of attempting to flirt with a girl.
(Word is modeled after basketball players shooting a shot for a basket. You want to land the girl, who is the basket. So make your attempt by shooting your shot.)
by K Savage XO April 30, 2015
Get the Shooting mug.Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
Get the shooting off mug.When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
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