Splerg

Usually used to describe a Mexican that is super cool, super funny, and super attractive to all women. Especially to hot moms. Also they tend to hate it when dumbasses can't pronounce his name. (Splurge)

Man, that guy Splerg is fucking cool! I wish I was him, he just stole my girlfriend Megan Fox from me.

by iSplerg xX June 29, 2009

Splenda papi

A Splenda papi is an alternative version of sugar daddy. It is when the girl gets all the money without having to give out any "sugar".

Sophia was so excited when she finally got a Splenda papi because she could live a rich lifestyle without having to be a hoe.

by lit papis unite August 17, 2017

splerch

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

by c<3l July 23, 2017

Cock Spleedle

A dick that has been split into Multiple Pieces

Dude i heard Jaimze had a Cock Spleedle

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011

Splenda Daddy

An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..

Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.

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by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

Spled

An abbreviation of the word splendid.

-"I won a prize!"
--"Spled for you, stupid."

by Zommbee December 24, 2010