Slatty

Slim Love All The Time Thank You.

thanks Slatty

by anonymous August 19, 2022

SPLATKAKKE

Splatkakke.
In the game of Splatoon two or more players gang on one player and splatkakkee them to death.

Looks like a bukakke, only with ink!

(Coined by GameNasty. tm)

"Okay, you take the left, I'll take the right and we'll Splatkakke them"

"I didn't stand a chance, I've been Splatkakk'd

"Guys this is a nightmare, I can't get out of spawn, I keep getting Splatkakked"

by GameNasty September 9, 2022

Keef Splat

A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.

If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.

by AK&JC November 14, 2017

oh splat!

What you would say before your inkling (or octoling) gets splatted.

CQ Cumber: You let the 8 ball fall...
Player: Oh splat!
CQ Cumber: Test failed.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Bottom bottox kakazz splataximus shinquishar weewee

Also know an a very humble and retarded person who likes to jump kick people out of earth.

"I will hit yuh the bottom bottox kakazz splataximus shinquishar weewee play mad!"

by eatyossy April 26, 2021

shanghai splatter

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.

Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.

by LottieEB January 1, 2009