scattergood

a person with a scatty nature, not always knowing exactly what they are doing or where they are.

'oi, scattergood, what you doing?'

by kitty_06 November 8, 2006

splatter fiction

really violent horror made famous by scott sigler

Teacher: I want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention

by Alex.s October 24, 2007

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

red splatter

When a girl gets so mad at someone waits till she's is on the rag gets her hand very bloody and slaps them with the bloody hand

My boyfriend slept with my best friend he's going to get a red splatter you just wait.

by clevman March 28, 2015

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

fire spitter

Someone who has mad bars.

Tony: yo dawg he's a fire spitter at the beat.

by Anexks August 9, 2016