ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

scamdemic

combination of scam and epidemic, The scam is a dishonest scheme or fraud, which uses the false belief of a widespread deadly pathogen to defraud money from the people via the government for mitigation measures, tests, research, protection, treatment, media influence, influencers, meetings and compensation for loss, and disposables. Like HIV, the treatments cause injury which then fulfil the prophecy of actual injury by gaslighting victims of fraud epecially the injured and vocal.

The 2020-2022 scamdemic cost billions, injured millions, made trillions for the most wealthy and created conflict between people and their close friends and family and saw frontline workers go from hero to zero for refusing to have experimental injection of mRNA gene therepy based on a nioenhineered organism and gp120+/-gp41 inserts, probably from HIV and patented by Robert Malone

by exDoctorMel February 18, 2022

Spadge

To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner

"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"

by flying-in-face-of-pancake November 2, 2011

spadge

a lady's honey-pot, see also vagine

*post-coital* I think I need a spadge transplant.

by battlestar cintastica November 20, 2010

Spadeologist

One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent

SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeologist, but that remains to be seen.

by Wayne Hightower July 4, 2007

SPAD

Acronym of Signal Passed At Danger: when the choo-choo train enters the tunnel of love whilst ignoring the red warning signs at the entrance.

See also red rooter.

"Well, I 'ad vis bird round ve back of KFC up against ve bins, and she was well up fer it, so in I goes, gave her wat for, got 'ome, took a slash & realised I'd SPAD-ded, ve dirty bitch!"

by Stoatman August 21, 2004

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018