A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
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Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
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If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
by Babs lover January 28, 2008
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The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.
by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011
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