schranking

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

schraft

a human penis, generally used in the negative connotation. often slang for a printer cartridge.

see: "ginger ale"

yo dawg, i heard you like some schraft.

by schraftonite November 3, 2010

Schrampfer

Usually the surname of a beautiful girl. She usually denies anything positive you tell her, even if it is obvious.

guy 1: man, I need a great girl

guy 2: what you need is a schrampfer

by mr. miyagie July 1, 2011

Schramping

when a hot girl becomes uglier and uglier.

"Dude have you noticed Kate used to be hot but now she so ugly!" "yea dude she has been Schramping"

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

Shradger

a medium-sized party, usually held once a year in October, where all of your closest friends show up to celebrate with you for whatever reason, yet sometimes people you didn't invite and didn't even want to show up end up there somehow and end up coining this word in the process. This party is usually accompanied by loud music, an ample amount of alcohol, and scintillating intellectual conversation among friends. The party only lasts about an hour as everyone gets bored and leaves and ends with the host taking care of his roommate as he heaves 12 oz of vodka into the toilet bowl and passes out on the bathroom floor. The sad thing is, the host's friends don't even notice that fact as they walk out the door. Happy Shradging.

"Did you go to that guy's shradger last night?"

"Yeah, that was an okay party. What happened to that guy anyway?"

"Dude, I was so drunk I didn't even notice!"

by sshr November 27, 2013

schramm’d

When you get someone’s hopes up and then no show at the last minute.

Jess: “Wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”

Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”

by Pearl321 May 10, 2018

Schraped

School rape
Making you study do homework or read when you don’t want to

Bro I feel schraped
What is that
School raped

by Winniethepooh123 June 7, 2018