Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

by CamShaft January 19, 2014

softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

by JS12NY October 26, 2006

Softer Issue

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

Softimus Prime

Someone who is being excessively soft or shitty and not manning up.

Ya he's been acting like softimus prime these days

by Demon Hoss December 9, 2011

softish

Softish- somewhat soft

It was a softish voice

by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020

bread softener

another name for sperm

"did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?"

by Chensia McQuarterwatters April 29, 2008

Ann Sofie

Ann Sofie is Oliver’s perfect match

“Omg there’s Ann Sofie” “omg you mean Oliver’s perfect match”

by Miklas_oliver_busk April 17, 2020